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NOODLES FOR POODLES

The family Johnson had two adoring poodles 
Both had a vice and it was an addiction to noodles
No doggie treats these two poodles craved
Noodles was their treat if they were well behaved

Every meal time and the noodles were in a bowl
Soon polished off and then out for a stroll 
They came home at just after nine wanting more
Noodles for these poodles is what they adore

The Johnson family thought it really strange 
Next morning gave them rice for a change 
The poodles decided that just wouldn't do 
So the rice untouched and their frustration grew

Back came the noodles for these two adoring poodles
Followed by dessert ice cream and apple strudels
Happy were these doggies as you can readily see
Noodles for these poodles is the best way to be

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