“Not a chance in hell!!!”

With my best friends little Grandson standing holding a saw

Well I am thanking the heavens up above that this life size tool is only plastic

Coz as I close my eyes in horror I imagine a situation drastic..
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Me lying bodily dismantled in a mess of mayhem on the ground

With every bit of life oozed out of me  after that chain sawing sound

There are bloody organs in heaps scattered like snakes and squirms

As my large intestines long and curly are wriggling like worms..
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But I get up off the tartan carpet feeling none the worse for wear

Straightening out my crumpled cardigan and my tousled hair

When this little lad was smiling on a wing of a prayer