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Not Funny

Not Funny

What can you throw away,.. 
and doesn’t go away?
Plastic

What kills more sea life than oil spills?
Plastic

What comes in any colour, any shape, comes with everything you buy,
And can sometimes just fly away?
Plastic bags.

What do you put in your mouth, but never eat. Because it comes in metal and we don’t even need?
Plastic forks 

What’s over rated, over used, over produced and over our heads?
Plastic 

What can we eliminate from our lives by 70% and possibly save a dying planet?
Plastic

What’s the most wide spread joke and it’s not even funny?
Plastic ...is a joke..
And it’s not funny.

 

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sally

Brilliantly written Edward!
Plastic is a big problem that at this point is just not even funny.

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Edward Williams

Yup even recycling is a joke watch the movie “ bag it “ it’s a documentary about plastic in the world and it’s SCARY

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Larry Ran

My Dear Friend Eddy,

Three cheers to the state of Washington, whose leaders are doing everything to eliminate plastic from our planet.  Their Governor is running for President, with a platform of saving Mother Nature.
Three cheers to you, for writing such a provocative poem.

Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

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Edward Williams

Thank you I did not know about this action In Washington.. I really hope every one does something it’s gona take more than Washington... they say when the statue of David is gone whithered away by the wind .. the plastic will still be there ..

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Larry Ran

My Dear Eddy,

I am sure Michelangelo will come down and intercede, before he lets that happen.

Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

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