Poem -

NOT SINCE YESTERDAY

Sparrowsong?

Hold on this is a funny part...

Sparrowsong?

Not yet...

Sparrowsong?

Did you know this has a rewind?

Sparrowsong?

Yes...

Did you do the dishes?

Aren't they still in the sink?

Yes, they are...

Unless they can wash themselves they're not going anywhere...

Right?

Right...

Ok so there's nothing to worry about...

Come here watch this...

This is so funny...

Sparrowsong where are you going?

I'm going to get my blanket so I can be more comfortable of course...

Sparrowsong did you vacuum?

I ordered a Robot as soon as it gets here and as soon as it charges it will be done...

I give you my word...

If you will please excuse me all this talk of chores is making me exhausted...

I think I need a nap...

A nap?

What is this a day off?

Officially sounds good...

Right?

I haven't had a day off since yesterday...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Linda...

Glad you enjoyed!

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Thank you for your kind comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Leah Yodico

Hi Sparrowsong, 
I want my house look tidy and orderly.  Sometimes I do three things at the same time /for me, cleanliness is next to Godliness // at the end of the day, I'm really exhausted // i can't sit down and write if my house is dirty // 

 it's better to hire  a robot to do the household chores ? 
i really enjoyed this. 

hugs 

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sparrowsong

Hello Leah...

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I hear ya...

Thank you for your sweet comment and support my friend!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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