Today i fixed my car
The job has been hectic so far
I wanna go enjoy myself at the bar
I joined the guys and they all loosened their ties
We ordered bottles of beer , we call it the golden tear
The guys all took a sip and said , ''there is nothing like a beer ''
We all will drink plenty without fear
Then there came a guy with a dress
He look kinda queer
He showed some flesh
He had hair on his chest , flaunting his best
He said ''Hay you sexy men , my name is Ben ''
a song came up and he yelled ''shut-up!
this my song! come dance along !''
We said no, we wanna go
but of course we said we would drink with no fear
and there nothing like a beer
20 beers can handle many queeres
Just another excuse to drink more
We later sang a jolly song called -pour pour pour!
till I became poor
Drinking will make you poor for sure
I am so drunk that i forgot to close my trunk
I drove with no fear, i forgot how to steer
but still i sang , there is nothing like beer
I rolled the car, but still i sang that there is nothing like beer
All that has happened , made a golden tear
Don't be irresponsible , your death may be possible
You can lose more than you can gain short lived joy