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NOTHING TO SEE

"Stand well back there's nothing to see"
When that is spoken I have to disagree 
Crowds of people surely cannot be wrong
"Nothing happening here please move along" 

These were spoken as I went into town today 
Not sure if I should made the decision to stay
Police outside this flat were starting to stress
What was happening inside was anybody's guess 

The fire brigade arrived and the ambulance crew
Crowds gathered outside if only they knew 
It was in all the papers and the internet too 
Poor little Willie Watson was locked in the loo

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