Nothing Worse Than Hair In Your Mouth
I can deal with
A child of terror
Running,
Screaming around the house;
One thing up on the list
Of things I hate
And hard to get rid of
Damn little strand of hair in my mouth.
Fishing with fingers
Gagging
When unreachable,
Gargling water
Hacking it up trying to clear my throat;
That disgusting feeling
Working its way to my tonsils
I'm beginning to choke.
Light bulb is on
I got an idea
And if it doesn't work ill sure be bummed,
Pulling out a stick from the pack
Chewing rolling it around
Chewing;
The hair stuck to the gum.
I thank lucky stars
For this miracle thought
That extraced a nuisance out,
Just as my happiness reached it's rise
I swallowed; Once again
There's a piece of hair in my mouth.
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Comments
Hi Devon this is very funny being I used to own cats in the house . I never had hair stuck to my gum but pretty much every where else in the house . Cats are funny pets I used to have cat allergies to them but not any more . A fun write all stars hrlÂ
Hey HardRock I live my three daughters and wife, I know I know im outnumbered and in trouble lol. No pets on the account iam allergic to cats and my oldest is allergic to cats and dogs which sucks I love dogs, but four girls there is hair everywhere. Clogging every drain getting in food my mouth yuck lol. This idea came to me when I had a nuisance of a hair stuck in my mouth which is so nasty to me. Thanks for commenting and so deeply appreciate the support of late.
LMAO Devon!!.........hard to take that subject matte and mold it into something compelling..........when my son was about 3, I was in the shower and he flushed it down the toilet..............by the time I got done tearing the plumbing apart we were having fun again..............enjoyed this bro!!...........smiles..........T xo
Lol. Glad I brought up good memories T. Hair im sure in most people's mouths skeeves them out same as me, it is a torturous feeling trying to extract that little strand. Thanks for gracing me with your comment always a pleasure T. Ttyl.