NUDE JUDE

Let me tell you a tale of a man named Jude
​​​​​​An unusual fellow he always goes out in the nude
He gets some strange looks around his town
The ladies don't know whether to look up or down

The older ladies don't want to appear conceited and prude
Some of them find it offensive and downright rude
Jude doesn't care what people think or say
I'm guessing he's happy in his own skin whatever the day

I bumped into Jude whilst having some food
He wasn't very chatty and certainly in a bad mood
I happened to notice that his skin was turning blue
Well that's what wearing no clothes does for you