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Nursery Fiddledeedee?

Nursery Fiddledeedee?

Humpty Dumpty knocked on Jack’s door, he had fallen off a wall again, so his head was very sore
Jill heard the latch rattle, she opened her door wide
“Oh heaven’s what has happened Humpty come inside”
“Jack won’t be long, he is helping Little Bo Peep,
They are away down the meadow herding up all her sheep”
So Jill bandaged  Humpty’s head & made them both a cup of tea
Jill said “That is my doorbell  ringing, who an earth can this be?”
The Grand Ol’ Duke Of York & his ten thousand men
Were all standing to attention as they heard Big Ben
The London timepiece had chimed, it was three o’clock
Jack & Little Bo Peep had rounded up all her flock
All except one, that was Mary’s little lamb
They had travelled on a train to visit Buckingham
They called to see their friends Tweedle dee & Tweedle Dum
All of them were meeting up with Little Tom Thumb
Well they all did abit of sight seeing in London’s busy city
They saw the changing of the guard, Kensington Palace gardens so pretty
It was time to go home
They all had a marvellous day
But then they bumped into Dr Foster who was heading their way
All boarded the choo choo train 
At Victoria station 
Each told their own stories to pass away the duration
They were all so delighted to meet the Queen of hearts
Of course she shook all their hands & shared all of her tarts
& Would you believe? all dined in the train’s carriage buffet
Who should be sat eating in it? 
Twas Little Miss Muffet
Wow all those famous nursery characters were together on that train
They all had a ball & vowed to meet up again?
 

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