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Obsession to shop 🤣

Obsession to shop 🤣

Felicity and Petula
Had an obsession to shop
That is how they met 
Both had hold of same top

They stood at the rail
Neither would let go
Untill the attendant in the store
Noticed this show

“Come, come my dears”
She said with a sigh
“No need to rip it,
We have plenty more you can buy”

So Felicity let go 
whilst Petula put it back
Then the attendant
Clapped her hands with a sharp, quick smack

“Thats better my dears” 
She announced with a frown
Then she led them to the counter
With her long, green, floaty gown

“Are you both the same size dears?”
She asked with a grin
“I guess you may be ‘a ten’
You look petite & thin”

The two of them nodded heads
Still feeling very silly
Petula started a converstion
“Wasn’t that wind a little chilly”

Well would you believe
They both bought the very same
From that day onwards
Great shopping partners they became

Every Monday morning
On bus number sixty four
Both head for the town
As they trawl the shop floor

They do not stop shopping
Till they are both well spent
Then its off home to their husbands
Reciting all the days event 😅😂

 

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Marion

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