Ode to a multi storey car park

There are different ways to "do it"
And different places too
So here are some suggestions
I would like to put to you
You can do it when the sun comes up
Or wait till after dark
But there ain't no place quite like
a multi storey car park.

Now some might like a dry hump
Others prefer it stark
Some folks like that swinging stuff
And some folks like to watch
No matter how you like it
You'll never get that spark
not until you do it
In a multi storey car park.

Some folks join mile high clubs
Some go to Bangkok bars
Some folks like the moonlight
Others like backs of cars
But I kid you not my friends
The greatest thrill by far
Is on the pee stained steps
Of a multi storey car park.