Offended
Whatever you do, don't breathe

Looking for something in common
Scrambling for good conversation
Trying to build a sense of community
Wish to contribute something
Foster a feeling of solidarity perhaps
I would have thought that was reasonable
But I certainly can't comment on your figure or hair
Or ask where you're from or what tongues you might speak
I can't ask about your faith
Or what foods you like to eat
These days even sport's off the menu, forget about political lean
There's nothing to smooth over introductions, except for things unclean
We've lost the art of chit chat, all we know is this disease called distancing
It's ok if I ask you for a "dick-pic"
but God forbid I actually want to know your history
Can't you tell me about a hobby or an aspiration or 'something'(?)
Instead you and I remain clouded in mystery
As we tow the party line and feed the national GDP

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