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Oh yes we are ??

Today we are going to the pantomime
For festive fun Oh yes we are
Alot of us boarding a bus
So not got the hassle of a car

This ritual is an annual one
So we’ve done this loads before
The pantomime is always brilliant
Such a hilariously witty show

Even my hubby is coming today
He booked up last minute for a seat
Haha hes never been to one in his life
Well isn’t he in for a treat

The performing cast are amazing
It is Goldilocks this year
I’m glad I’ll not be sat at the front
They spray water pistols & wet your hair

The Theatre Royal is full of familes
Everyone there for Christmas cheer
You can bet they won’t be dissapointed 
They will have gelastic seizures
Have no fear

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sparrowsong

Hello Jill...

Sounds very festive and fun indeed!

Your Husband won't miss out on this one...

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​​​​​​Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Jill Tait

 Haha we onway home now was fun xx

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