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old Mcdonald

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Old Macdonald grabbed my arm; "E-ow, e-ow, ow!"

And on his farm he called me pig, "E-ow, e-ow, ow!"

With a boink boink here and a boink boink there, 

Here a boink, there a boink, everywhere a boink boink,

Old Macdonald made me suck his schlong,

P-eye, in-eye, oh!

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