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The nursery time

Pat my cake, pat and stake naked man,

Take me and tape me as fast as you can,

Hold me and knead me and mark me with your P 

And put it in the oven both mommy and me.

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Hey thanks for the wise words, but this poem is actually one that I wrote a couple of years back, when I was working with children who have been abused by their fathers. Its sad, but sort of pokes fun at what really happened.

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