On A Serious Note

I'm thinking about escalating my escapades.
Getting colder than a penguin in the Polar you motion over that responds with a cold shoulder.
This whole deal with others thing, I'm over.
Over like an Olympic pole vaulter!
Speaking of raising the bar
not a bad idea.
A bad idea was everything I did that landed me here.
If I've even landed
I can't tell I'm too outlandish.
But if your looking for me you can find me out standing.
Far from in good standing for sure.
But hey, I've been standing so much lately I can't tell if I'm understanding or just over it.
I can't just be over it, cause there is nothing just about it.
Of course all you can do with this lack of justice is adjust.
I suppose my objective is to object.
Myself to ridicule aparantly.
Wish I'd just lived back in ancient days.
My ways are seeming pretty ancient anyways.
But enough of the whining,
I'm done, period!
Poof myself back in time
Hey slave!  
Build me a, pyramid!
He'd tell me to save it and point out I was a slave too I'm sure
Bad luck this bad given to two different lives, now that's absurd!
..In fact, ..I'm perterbed.
No actually I'm consumed with rage!
I storm up to the Pharaoh 
More cocky than a green Lou Ferrigno with muy dinero
and swear 'this ain't fair bro!'
He commands me to disengage and then sways me it's ok to just be a consumer.
Somehow it escaped me to mention I was consumed and I forgot to ask what he was selling..
Oh well.
Better to be oh-welling than wailing oh so on sailing in life's ship I go.
Pretending the whole time I'm a pirate conspiring how to acquire it.
Oh, but the Captain already baited and hooked me.
Well then I'll be Peter Pan!
Now I'm not sure if I'm supposed to pick my pickled peppers
or go to never never land?
Some fairy dust sounds pretty swell though right about now.
I need a tinker belle to my beast tinkerer.
I thought I was done toying around.
Ha!  Did I just say, 'be a syphynctor?'
Well...When in Rome..