My 'Carma' sutra..

I never thought I’d find a man I know will  always  be
so happily and totally,faithful just to me.
He never minds if I am late when we go out to dinner.
He’ll never say ‘don’t eat too much – you need to get much thinner’
He doesn’t moan when  panty hose are hanging up to dry,
and never even says a word when  I go to buy
another purse, or some more shoes ,or maybe some perfume…
and wouldn’t dream to comment on the state of my bedroom!
The only time he comments is when I am in the car,
and once I start to drive I know I won’t get very far
before he’ll say, in  velvet tones, ’hun please turn round the car’
and turn I do ,because I know I'm fixed in his radar.
He keeps me safe and lets me know If I am driving  fast,
and if a speed trap’s up ahead , I’ll slow until we pass.
He  knows  best how  to get me home and tells me where I am,
and always know just how to miss a wretched traffic jam.
I love my man I really do -  I’d trust him with my life.
And every day I wish he’d ask me to become his wife.
But sadly this will never be, it’s something I can’t have,
So will just have to be content to love..my  own SatNav!