One plus One.

The other night in bed.
The lord spoke to me.
He said.
William wake up.
I heard him and woke up.
He said.
I want you to go forth and multiply.
I said.
Lord i can’t.
He said.
Why not.
I said.
Because at school i was useless at mathematics.
He said.
Oh i am sorry to hear that.
I said.
Yes lord i am sorry also.
He said.
Well i will let you get back to your beauty sleep you don’t half need it.
I said.
Lord i am not that ugly.
He said.
We will talk no more about that.
I said.
Ok lord good night.
He said good night William, i will pray for you.
I tried to get back to sleep but i found it hard.
So i started counting sheep.
I can add the sheep up ok but if i had to multiply the sheep.
I would be awake all bloody night.