Nonsense.

My soul empty.
Emptier than a Barry Manilow concert.
My mind unstable.
Unstabler than Vladimir Putin.Â
My body painful.
Painfuller than listening to a lying politician.
My heart cold.
Colder than a north korean despot.
My eyes sightless.
Sightless as a king in a palace.
My words have dried up.
Dried up like an arid desert.
The end.
The end like no other.

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