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One Way Ticket To Hell

One Way Ticket To Hell

My daughter loves you and won't dump you like she should.
You are a drug dealer and that makes you no damn good.
My daughter says that I'm being unfair and rash.
She doesn't agree that you are a piece of trash.
My daughter was dating an honest janitor but it came to an end.
You have much more money so he is no longer her boyfriend.
You've promised my daughter a mansion, a porsche and jewels.
You have corrupted my only daughter, how can you be so cruel?
I tried but obviously failed to teach her morals and bring her up right.
When she chose a piece of garbage like you, it proved that she isn't very bright.
How many lives have you ruined by peddling your heroin and cocaine?
You've killed people and you've caused their loved ones nothing but pain.
My daughter is obsessed with your money and she won't dump you.
I tell her that you're an evil man but she won't believe that it's true.
You and my daughter have a one way ticket to Hell because of your crimes and sins.
I've decided to disown my daughter, I don't want to ever see the two of you again.

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