MY BERTY`S GONE FISHING.

My Berty loves to fish in one particular spot.

But on that windy day he had to fight to find the right angle

Without getting himself tied in a bloody knot!

When he found that a certain part of the river that looked the best!

He parked his bum and began to put it to the test!

He stuffed his biggest hook with his best smelly bait!!

Then flung the fishing line out and sat to wait!

But oh deary me my Berty suddenly got such a bloody scare!

For he`d only been and gone and caught a bloody big shark right there!!

Oh hell! that shark certainly was not amused!

To find its peace and bloody quiet so abused!!

So it balled up its fins and with an evil silly big grin!

It took my poor Berty for a bloody long swim!!

Just when Berty couldn`t take it anymore!

He was so bloody soggy!!

Gosh my Berty thought he was definitely done for!

Luckily the shark got bored with its evil little game

And it flung a very knackered Berty back to the shore again!

Dripping bloody wet and smelly as hell!

He struggled to his feet!

And collapsed exhausted onto his little fishing seat!!

My Berty wants us all to remember his adventure on that scary windy day!

And that great big evil shark that had the bloody temerity to get away!!

He`s had to throw away his soggy smelly welly boots!

And from now on I`ve told him to watch what he does with those bloody fishing hooks!

He`s now vowed that next time he`ll fish from the Mersey dock!

But he`s going to make sure that he ties himself to a bloody big rock!

G xx