Our suicidal ducks ??

Anxiously aware of our pet ducks outside as cars pass by my window I shut my eyes and hide.. why after the rain do they wander on the road like a desperate suicidal silly toad

Tho many times I move them they just keep going back waiting to be squashed losing their quack..on the slightest bit of dampness I see them yet again hogging the tarmac.. they must be insane!!

Tho we have ducks in abundance dwelling on our park meandering for morsels from morning til dark..we care for our creatures with feathers and webbed feet.. they welcome our campers with a quacking greet

So I shall run out of my door and onto the lane to shift our stupid ducks once again..but be warned as I walk with you to pastures anew.. this is the last time today I’ll be saving you ??