Out of Conversation

The rambunctious man
of limited filtration
and minimum intellect
never disappoints
when asked his opinions
that always skew
consistently unhinged..

Critics will predictably
jump on the maniac
for his irrational rants
tinged with careless language
but you know deep down
this deplorable clown
will be secretly missed
by these very same critics..

For this force of darkness
who thrives on conflict
has long been the focal
talking point topic
for these purveyors of views
that while rationally conceived
always lack the entertainment value
of Public Nuisance Number One..

What will these chattering pundits
have to communally fret about
when their go to monster is gone?