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Paltry, Puny Pete

Paltry, Puny Pete

He doesn’t like potatoes and he hates processed peas 
Infact it’s any green vegetable he can’t stand these
He has the pickiest pallette that you would ever wish to meet
Nothing appetises paltry, puny Pete
His poor Peggy is at her wits end trying her very best to please him she is driven around the bend

The newly weds were only married a month or so ago that dreadful day storm Brendan covered everything with snow
Mind you her Mother said she was making a big mistake
but Peggy wanted a man in her life for her babies sake
So when she stands in the supermarket aisle shopping is a struggle and it takes her a while

Pete won’t tolerate trying anything new as he picks at his plate of lovely lamb stew
The only thing he likes is Heinz baked beans so he eats these when Peggy eats her greens
Goodness knows if the two of them will last but Peggy’s patience are wearing thin from the months that has past
Never mind she can always go back to Mother if it doesn’t work out and find herself another

 

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