Pamela the proggy hoggy ?

Pretty Pamela Prog was a particular proud hedgehog
As she daily dusted dead leaves out of her dwelling by the bog
Tho she lived by herself nextdoor to a very messy elf who was that unhygienic it wasn’t good for his health
There was a time not long ago the ground was covered in snow when Ernest the elf was ever so rude you know

His toadstool was a tip when he fell over with a flip and he lay feeling sorry for hiself with a badly bruised hip
But Pamela Prog heard his crying as she was at her cooker frying and when she hurried to his aid you would have thought that he was dying
Ernest the elf was in a heap in a muddle so pleasant Pamela the fuzz-pig went to give him a caring cuddle

The trouble was with that horrid Ernest was a brat
He shouted and screamed at poor Pamela yelling at her to scat!!
You see her prickles was so proggy
coz after all she was a little hoggy
when she punctured Ernest the elf he passed out feeling groggy
Mind you she quickly scuttled out with her smelling sniffy snout
and all she did discover was that he was a very lazy lout