Poem - 09 June 2017, 06:49

PANE

Don’t drink glue

And

Then eat glass

You’ll have a pane

Come

Out your ass

WIZDUMBs BY JA 243

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Awareness

Poetry Genre:

Comedy

Topic:

Misery

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