Paradise Frost

The King on his frozen throne

Reading the latest weather charts

Trying to make sense of it all

What the Hell happened here?

No one foresaw this extreme climate change       

The dawn of an impossible Ice Age

In the capital city of Pandemonium

There is panic in the snowy streets

A grand conclave of experts is convened

To see if this calamity can be reversed      

The demons are having a devil of a time

Dealing with a Hell that has frozen over

The crack task force decrees

Extreme blow torch methodology

An army of fire breathing dragons is dispatched

The icy invader is no match

Creating a massive melt down scene

and a raging flood unforeseen

Extinguishing the famed flames of Hell

Somewhere in the thick steam cloud

Satan sobs at the smoldering shroud

For the best laid plans misapplied

Where the cure is worse than the disease