PEANUT WHISKEY SHIT

I’m a crushed-up peanut shell on a greasy men’s bathroom floor.
I used to live in a nice bowl on a table and my life was nothing much else than dodging messy hands trying to grab and break my life in half a little bit more.
Finally some fuck-up snagged me.
She ate my nuts as she stumbled through the toilet stall’s door.
She threw-up and took a whiskey-shit.
I ended up beside her on the floor crushed apart to my solemn core.

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