Pee

It's really hard to pee
when you've got an erection
it really could go
in any direction
all over the seat and floor
and none in the bowl
down your trouser leg
dampening your soul
sometimes it doesn't happen
and nothing comes out
so you try to force it more
"Come on !!" you scream and shout
I just want to pee
nothing could be simpler
so now it sprays everywhere
just like a garden sprinkler
showered by your pee
I hope nobody knows
time for a shower I think
and maybe a change of clothes