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PEELING VEGETABLES

PEELING VEGETABLES

Have you peeled a potato before ?
Standing for hours on a kitchen floor
Surely there must be a better and quicker way 
Than peeling potatoes on a cold winter's day 

Have you ever peeled a carrot before ?
It's boring as hell that's for sure 
I hope you appreciate the effort I make 
All this time to prepare a vegetable bake 

Have you ever peeled a onion before ?
I wonder what they taste like uncooked and raw
All the vegetables are at last cooked and complete 
Now I have another hour to prepare the meat

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