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penguins and sharks

penguins and sharksĀ 

are pretty darkĀ 

i eat starksĀ 

and go to the parkĀ 

i leave my markĀ 

and built an arkĀ 

oh look there's a dog bark bark!Ā 

oh shit there's a narc

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