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Peter & Paul

How flippant, extremely frivolous
Peter & Paul, the terrible twins
The two of them identical
Right down to spotty skins

Acned cheeks & knees
Itchiness drives them around the bend

Tho Dr Hinch has prescribed
Oily ointment
He says will clear quickly in the end

Mam & Dad are always dishing dough
These boys do bleed them dry
One would assume they were well off
But that would be a lie

They find it hard to make ends meet
Dad has many extra shifts
He works nine till five in a health store
Selling the very latest of stair lifts

Mam helps out in the local gym
Her figure is so slender
She is bordering on alcoholism
Every friday she goes on a bender

This family is content
They wouldn’t change a thing
Tho they dream about winning the lottery, 
Could really do with it, Ching ching

 

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