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Pharmacy Shootings

Pharmacy Shootings

Five minutes after I left, four people were shot in a pharmacy.
If I had been there for an extra five minutes, one of the victims would've been me.
A maniac shot four people over a tray of pain pills.
Two of his victims lived but the other two were killed.
He probably thought he'd get off scott free but he did not.
He wasn't even able to get out of town before being caught.
That punk shot those people five years ago today.
Now he's rotting in prison, he's being made to pay.
The cops arrested him and put him behind bars and that's where he belongs.
He valued pills more than four innocent people, what he did was so wrong.

(Dedicated to the four people who were shot at the Down Home Pharmacy in Bean Station, Tennessee.)

 

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Dean Kuch

Gee, Randy.
You should consider yourself very lucky.
What's your motivation for writing this, however?
More stringent gun control laws?
To revoke the second amendment and take the guns out of the hands of responsible, law abiding citizens who have gone through a concealed carry weapons class?
Had I been in that pharmacy, that fool would be dead, I guarantee you that. And two innocent victims would still be breathing today.
You have my word on it!
Guns don't kill people.
Crazy, psycho addicted drug addicts with guns kill people.
~Dean Kuch  ?  ??

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