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PHIL CAN'T KEEP STILL

 
Have you heard about my friend Phil ?
Has wandering feet and never stays still
One moment he is here the next he is there
Never gets tired and doesn't use a chair 

I often wonder how Phil gets from A to B
Certainly does well for someone of eighty three
He certainly puts youngsters to utmost shame 
No need for energy drinks in his wandering game 

So if you see Phil on his travels please say hello
He is a most interesting and wonderful fellow 
Be quick though for he will soon be moving on 
Graceful and agile just like a beautiful swan

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Being Me

I didnt know about Phil but I do now! Nice one Kieran x

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Gwendoline

A sweet write about a man called Phil. You definitely made me curious about him. Nice flow in this write, well done 👏

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