PHONE HOG

Selfish Bastard,
20 minutes on the phone
I’m stuck here all alone
No service for my cell

I’d like to poke him
Right in the face
They’d call it a hate crime
I think he’s a different race

So I’m stuck, here in Chicago
No drugs no drink no cell service
While this weirdo hogs 
The only payphone in blocks

Whats this universe coming to