PHYSIO BLUNDER

I`ve just been for physio on this old back of mine!

Phew! it was horrible!

And ever so embarrassing! I find.

The bottles, potions and strange equipment he has stored!!

Frightened the life out of me so much

I didn`t want to go through his door!

He`s really rather a nice chap

So kind and gentle! at first!!

Anyway! so on his couch I lay!

Then he noisily flexes his fingers!!

Oh gosh!! he chrackled so much! that I started to pray!!

Then I totally panic!

" I`m so sorry!! I really have got to go!!

I`m feeling so much fitter!!

I`ll just go and have a hot bath!

Then maybe that will soothe it better!! "

Now I`m cringing and just so bright red!

Oh I wished I`d kept quiet!!

" It`s much too late to cancel now dear!! "

Said his pretty receptionist!

" Him Indoor`s will raise such a riot!! "

So I payed the nice lady! for wasting his time and say I`m very very sorry!!

Then quickly dashed out the door to freedom!

Then got knocked off my feet by a dirty big lorry!!