PHYSIO -`V`- THE LORRY!
I`ve just been for physio!
On this poor old back of mine!
Phew!...it was horrible!
And embarrassing I found!!
The bottles, potions and strange equipment, he had stored
Frightened the life out of me so much!
I didn`t want to walk through his bloody door!
But he seemed rather a nice chap
Kind and gentle....at first!
So on his couch I timidly lay!
But then he noisily starts flexing his fingers and cracking his bloody knuckles!
So loud that I quickly started to bloody pray!!
I then chickened out completely and totally started to panic!
" I`m sorry doctor but I really have to go!
I`m suddenly feeling so much fitter!
I`ll just have a hot bath next time there`s a problem!
Then maybe that will soothe it better!! "
Cringing in fear, I rushed out the room, with a face that was so bright red!
Oh how I wished I`d kept bloody quiet!!
And just stayed in bloody bed!!
" It`s much too late to cancel now dear!
You`ll still have to pay!! "
Said his pretty receptionist!
" Otherwise him indoors will have such a lot to say! "
So I pay the nice lady for their wasted time
And say I`m very, very sorry!!
Then quickly dash out the door
And get knocked off my feet by a dirty bloody big lorry!!!
G xx
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I love humorous narratives GEORGIE!!....and I have a LOT of experience with doctors...... but I've never been knocked down by a "Bloody Lorry" ((lol))..... cool read.......ALL STARS....... high fives sister!!........T xo.Β ?
Glad it had you smiling Beasty.
Love G xx
Hi Β G Great Funny Β funny write youΒ sure areΒ in the warsΒ
as my old grandmother used to say lolΒ
Enjoyed love n hugs Debs xx
Somehow I`ve grownup hearing that saying quite a lot!!! Now I understand!!
Glad you like my strange sense of humour my Deb Debs.
Love G xx
Hey Sweet Georgie...This is a very funny write....you sure got me laughing....What a lovely way to start my day!...Thanks for sharing
Lots of love...your little Rosebud
Hi Rosebud,
I`m chuffed that you liked it honey and that it got you laughing. The lorry bit at the end was a slight exaggeration though!! I ain`t going back to him again though kiddo!!!!
Love and hugs
G xx
Hi Dear G,
Sounds more like a Psycho than a Physio. Β The bottles,Β potions and equipment were the first giveaway. Β But his phony smile got your fears allayed, so you spread yourself out on his couch. Β Then the horrifying sounds of his popping knuckles inundated your brain. Β Instantly, you realized you had made a bad decision seeking the services of this, forgive us our beautiful duckies, "total quack"! Β You, with genteel aplomb, excuse yourself, feigning an instant recovery, and telling him I'll just go home and take a hot bath. Β Outwards you rushed, but before reaching the door, his pretty receptionist informed you that you'd still have to pay. Β So, you fork out the cash, then run out the door in embarrassment, only to meet a fate much worse than the Psycho.
We love you,
Linda, Larry and Little Cody
Hi my Larry,
I`m glad you liked this one. I always say that you should look on the funny side of life because that`s what keeps you going. I have a weird sense of humour kiddo as you no doubt already know. Thank you for that wonderful comment sweetie, I`m glad you enjoyed reading it.
I love you both
G xx
Ha, ha, enjoyed this, made me chuckle
cheers jeff
Thank you Jeff, I`m glad it made you laugh as that was what I wanted it to do for whoever reads it. I`ve got a weird sense of humour kiddo, I`m a typical Liverpudlian!!
God bless
G xx
this is the third time I've read this and it gets funnier each time lol thanks for the laugh Georgina
Thank you Lisa, I`m chuffed that you are enjoying it so much sweetie. I hope you are safe and well.
Love G xx