The Pink Tap dancing Dinosaur

The cat ain't in the attic. The cat ain't at the door.

I said to stay away, from that fucking dinosaur.

The pink tap dancing dinosaur.

The cat she is a snorting, that shit upon the floor.

Catnip makes her crazy. God damn you dinosaur.

The pink tap dancing dinosaur, he was my only friend

But he thinks I'm crazy, cause I'm sniffing his rear end.

One time I fed her mushrooms, the cat she was all fried.

She started talking crazy, with her huge red bloodshot eyes.

She said the walls were bleeding, so I smacked her in the face.

Then Pinky came and took her. Said I love how these things taste.

The pink tap dancing dinosaur, he was my only friend.

The cats doped up on cat nip, now shes sniffing my rear end.

Now I swear to this day. not to do that shit again.

But it wasn't cause of Pinky, hes still my only friend.

I know it wasn't his fault, I grabbed that baseball bat.

but he still thinks I'm crazy, cause I never had a cat.

The pink tap dancing dinosaur, he was my only friend.

But he still thinks I'm crazy.

Maybe I am crazy?

Fuck it, I'm Crazy!!!

The End.