Poem -

Pipesa

PIP ESA
Pipesa is not a lady
A girl of ill repute
Introduced in 2013
10 Points addressed in silk,
12 Enhances payments, 
But with her points plays hard to get,
To join with her,
To ease your need
A health Professional she'll  set

But they won’t call em’ Doctor 
( I think maybe mines ’s a VET)

Pipesa now discerns a wage,
It comes from your DLA,
Sorry Jack ….no looking back,
No nothing you can say
Mandatory Reconsideration
This Is your best bet, 
its only down the street

What ya’ mean 
 Ya’ Can't walk that far 
I’ve seen you on ya’ feet!

Takes a couple of months that’s all
The mean time got no food?
Well that’s why they have the food bank's sir
Don’t you talk back to me,,,,, it’s rude,
You were late for your appointment sir,
Tough,….. Right….now I’m condescended 
 So Ill amend your payment accordingly
Get out …Your been suspended.

Pip for short,
Though a story tall
Reassessed she may desert you,
A test of finance, yeah you can stand,
Bit of exercise won’t hurt you!
Raise your arms and touch your Knees
No points here…. you can go,
Pip….Sorry she’s not the Girl for you,
As if you didn’t know!

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