Political Consultancy

Consultancy

Consultancy is what they call it

Stick ya’ neck out on the line

Bribery and cash for questions

We’ll pay you…. to stay the time

Give advice, most respectful…

Stand in posh suite, call the lie.

Savile Row must be respected

When your Paid to sport blue tie

Many more have stood before you

And many more before you stood

You tell the tale of the great unwashed

Defying  Cesar, of the great and good.

You March together, at the triumph

Claims of ‘labours baby back in the bath’

Then  you sing, the class war’s over 

Drunk and Eaton, how you laugh

Got the Genie in the bottle

 Our Huntsman Glory oer’ the fox

Though IDS and others fallen

Peasant’s  last, back there in his box

You sing…..Tory  boy’ you’ve done us proud sir,

Stayed the course with steady calm,

Saved Britannia from the rabble

Preserved our bankers from all harm.

We are the isle of brave and beauty

With bat and stumps on Eatons green,

Where  Æthelstan defeated Vikings’

And Boudicca stood Proud our Queen.

Then a boy in throng stood staunch and Shouted

Don’t Eaton teach you England's history

Or fables, Stories about the Stewed

Conservatives conserve no mystery,

How Boudicca by Rome got Screwed

Just like the Romans, Raped and Plundered

Britain for her wealth, then dashed

Tory plunder will be paid for

Please prepare to lose your cash

See those silver threads he’s wearing

And the gift of Mam’s blue tie,

Brazen well beneath all reason

Time to Give the truth to lie

Sing away my blustered beauty

Sing with gusto’s attitude..

Moral bankruptcy behoves you

Clothed in cash, Yet still your nude

Starving people out of malice

Ignoring children when they cry

Hatred for this sacred chalice

Entrusted by the voters eye

All the seed that you collected

Will rise up, for you as tares.

No you not, soon the fallen

Will rise up to claim what’s theirs.

All the grain that you have gathered

Will not feed you in that day

Corruptions’ Rust and rotten malice

That You’ve conserved

will take you Down

…And all the way.