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Pistachio nuts at bedtime

Pistachio nuts at bedtime

Now I suffer from insomnia.. I have mentioned this before and if I don’t get any sleep, my head gets sore.. but as I was reading Google trying to find a solution.. well I came upon a remedy, such a hopeful revolution

Eating nuts at bedtime, tho not just any old nuts..pistachio ones are recommended and good for the guts.. so of course I was slightly sceptical but I thought “Hey ho” that’s an easy thing to get hold of so “Here I go”!! Now four days later I’m even nuttier than before as I crack my pistachio shell nuts open & drop them on the floor

Now bygone days I’ve tried everything in order to get some sleep.. “Crikey Moses” including covering myself in lavender and counting endless sheep.. but that never sent me to slumberland as I lay wide awake.. absolutely no shut eye for goodness sake.. yet would you “Adam and Eve”it.. Oh my God finally.. eating pistachio nuts at bedtime work a treat for me ?

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Jill Tait

Yes luv thats huge problem I often get inspiration in midst of darkness lol xxxx thanks luv xxx❤️?❤️

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