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PLAYBOY JACK

Let me introduce you to playboy Jack 
When it came to meeting ladies he had the knack 
Didn't matter if the lady was blonde or brunette
One chat with Jack and they would break into a sweat 

I happened to meet Jack in a hotel one night 
A girl in each arm he looked quite a sight 
I thought to myself that Jack is one lucky guy 
Was going to ask him his secret but got painfully shy 

Jack read my mind and bought me a drink 
He said pulling the ladies is easier than you think 
Some tips he gave me and offered me advice 
Playboy Jack was certainly charming and nice

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Terry Kay

Kieran, it's my wake up in the middle of the night. Nice to see  one of my favorite poets!  Ya know what I say! Absolutely love you...Terry Kay

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