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PLAYING AN INSTRUMENT

He made a vow to himself one September night
Practice and practice until it was perfect and right
Learning to play an instrument was that vow 
Will start with the guitar right this moment just now

Unfortunately he could not master the B sharp 
So next on the list was the magnificent harp 
The harp was too big for his one bedroom flat
Soon disregarded and tried the drums after that

His neighbours didn't approve and let him know
Please try playing a quieter instrument a go 
He didn't want any conflict or a major dispute 
Decided he would try next the interesting flute 

It didn't take up much room a positive note
Ticked all the right boxes and got his vote
He practiced every night and during the day 
I hope his neighbours are happy I have to say

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