Playstation 4

I put my son over my knee and his butt sure is sore.

I spanked him good when he bought a Playstation 4.

I had good reason to smack his plump rump hard.

He bought the Playstation after he stole my credit card.

Now he's crying like a baby, he thinks what I did was rash.

He didn't mind the spanking but he's mad because I threw the Playstation 4 in the trash.

He scratched the game console with a knife so that the store wouldn't give my money back.

I'm out over four hundred dollars but at least his ass is red from being smacked.

(This is a fictional poem but the Playstation 4 is being released today.)