Please Santa?

I'd like to send a special plea,
to ask that Santa's gift to me,
is tall and dark and handsome too,
or even blonde with eyes of blue.
Not bothered if he's white or black
but would prefer a full "lunchpack"!
Slim but toned and sinewy,
a sixpack and the perfect vee?
I know I've not been good this year
but hopefully my plea you'll hear
and underneath my Xmas tree
I'll find a truly fit hottie!!!!!!