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On the outside, they’re crispy,

I had some in Mississippi.

On the inside they’re tender,

They don’t keep you figure slender.

Get a box of ten for four euros fifty,

With five euros you can get a box of twenty!

My chicken nuggets, when I think of you,

I find myself drooling, proof that I crave you.

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