Poem -
Poetess and the Pussy
Satire
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A great Poet once told me
āthose who have never experienced madness
at least once in their lives, have never livedā
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so here goes,
one Sunday evening
whilst I was rummaging through a garbage bin down town
looking for a snack
I was tapped on the shoulder
by a cat
he saidā¦ āeh up, save something for meā
I repliedā¦
I hate my life; I want to die
to be honest, I canāt believe I shared that with a cat
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the cat, then repliedā¦
well at least when your gone your gone
Iāve got eight more fā¦ā¦ lives to live.
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Comments
The execution!Ā
I had a sneaky feeling you would enjoy this lol happy Saturday dear Rory. š¹ Thank you Sir.Ā
Oh, predicable now is it? Jokes, lol. Great work, friendĀ
Hahaha...oh, very good! Dark humour ... wonderfully done x
Thank you so.much being me, so very kind of you to come and Say.Ā š¹
Truly love this Shirley, fabulous write. Being an animal lover I truly believe animals understand and forgive the madness of humans and are the most perfect of company.Ā And for me, you have expressedĀ the cat personality perfectly. I have long thought my cats silently swear prolifically lol.Ā
Brought a smile... thankyou x
My dear Marion, lol I bet he does. Thank you so much for being so kind and fun. Happy Saturday dear poetess. š¹
Thankyou for making it fun šš
puurfect!
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lol such a fun reply, thank you dear Mark. I'm Puuuuuring here. š¹
Love this Shirley,Ā black humor for our restless souls.
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Thank you so much, I'm so thrilled you have enjoyed this, yes we all need light relief from real life. Restless souls is so true. Thank you so much. š¹
Hello Shirley...
Are we sure any of us isn't part cat?
I'm not so certain it's just cats...
Lol!
Hilarious write!
Thank you for sharing...
sparrowsong
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lol thank you for such a fun reply dear sparrowsong, I'm a tiger and very proud š thank you... š¹
Youāve got a wonderful mind, Shirley. Really enjoyed that! M.Ā
Thank you so much, this is one of my personal favourites, it's very kind of you to come by here. Thank you dear.Mathew š¹
A gorgeous slip into dark humour. Love this, Shirley.šŗ
Thank you so much Lee, I was born in London my mum was from croydon we lived in the south, IĀ lived there until the ripe old age of 28, I know all there is to know about dark humour š¤£ thank you so much for coming by here, this is one of my personal favourite poems. Thank you... š¹