Poem -
Poetess and the Pussy
Satire
A great Poet once told me
“those who have never experienced madness
at least once in their lives, have never lived”
so here goes,
one Sunday evening
whilst I was rummaging through a garbage bin down town
looking for a snack
I was tapped on the shoulder
by a cat
he said… “eh up, save something for me”
I replied…
I hate my life; I want to die
to be honest, I can’t believe I shared that with a cat
the cat, then replied…
well at least when your gone your gone
I’ve got eight more f…… lives to live.
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Comments
The execution!
I had a sneaky feeling you would enjoy this lol happy Saturday dear Rory. 🌹 Thank you Sir.
Oh, predicable now is it? Jokes, lol. Great work, friend
Hahaha...oh, very good! Dark humour ... wonderfully done x
Thank you so.much being me, so very kind of you to come and Say. 🌹
Truly love this Shirley, fabulous write. Being an animal lover I truly believe animals understand and forgive the madness of humans and are the most perfect of company. And for me, you have expressed the cat personality perfectly. I have long thought my cats silently swear prolifically lol.
Brought a smile... thankyou x
My dear Marion, lol I bet he does. Thank you so much for being so kind and fun. Happy Saturday dear poetess. 🌹
Thankyou for making it fun 😊😊
puurfect!
lol such a fun reply, thank you dear Mark. I'm Puuuuuring here. 🌹
Love this Shirley, black humor for our restless souls.
Thank you so much, I'm so thrilled you have enjoyed this, yes we all need light relief from real life. Restless souls is so true. Thank you so much. 🌹
Hello Shirley...
Are we sure any of us isn't part cat?
I'm not so certain it's just cats...
Lol!
Hilarious write!
Thank you for sharing...
sparrowsong
lol thank you for such a fun reply dear sparrowsong, I'm a tiger and very proud 😂 thank you... 🌹
You’ve got a wonderful mind, Shirley. Really enjoyed that! M.
Thank you so much, this is one of my personal favourites, it's very kind of you to come by here. Thank you dear.Mathew 🌹
A gorgeous slip into dark humour. Love this, Shirley.🌺
Thank you so much Lee, I was born in London my mum was from croydon we lived in the south, I lived there until the ripe old age of 28, I know all there is to know about dark humour 🤣 thank you so much for coming by here, this is one of my personal favourite poems. Thank you... 🌹
Now I know why I have always been a servant to cats... I am just away for them to get through another life🤣 lol
lol hello dear John, very nice to meet you. 9 lives? Oh nooooo thanks. 🤣 Thank you so much for coming by with such great spirit to one of my personal favourite poems. 🌹
Well, if they offer me ten more lives with my wife (of 38 years) I'd say yes, I do, but otherwise indeed I'll pass😂
That's a beautiful reason to have more lives, congratulations on your long lasting love with your dear wife. It's becoming rare these days, something to celebrate 🥂
Hey, would you look at that, a talking cat! Lol, loved it
Glen Hill
Hello dear Glen, lol he swears too 🤣 hey thank you so much for coming by to one of my most beloved poems. 🌹
A cursive cat, I love it, all good, cheers
Nice one! Didn't see that coming.
Terrific dark humor and light relief in equal measure.
Thanks for sharing and the chuckle Shirley and wonderfully done :)
Shaun x