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Poor Bill.

Jack made love to Jill.
Jill forgot to take her contraceptive pill.
Soon they had a son and named him bill.
And with happiness his birth their life did fill.
One day jack and Jill and bill who was in his pram went up a hill.
And at the top the pram slipped and fell down the hill and bill the fall did kill.
It broke Jack and Jill's hearts and for living life they had lost the will.
This story fills my sad heart with chill.
This was written by me Jill's sad brother Phil.

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