'Porno'

As you make love to me,
   like a soldier with a weekend pass,
        I wonder if you would get mad ,
If I bite you on the ass?
       You look good enough to eat ,
An tender enough to chew,
If only my dear,
You were big enough for two!
        I wanted to ride you so vigioursly hard,
But suddenly stopped to wonder ,
If that would be going to far??
     As I arose to get outta my bed,
An slowly walk through the house ,
All of a sudden ,
I stumped my big toe ,
Only to look down an realize ,
besides the blue moon ice tea I,
That it was only a PORNO!!!