Poem -
Prized apart with matchsticks 🤣
I am weary-eyed yet wide awake
I could have forty winks and take a break
But I am far too nosey to miss anything that is going on around about me for heavens sake
If I lie down comfortably and close my sleepy eyes
I would only drift off amidst a dreamy disguise
Alas tossing and turning all through stupid o’clock until the early morning sunrise
So with matchsticks on my eyelids to keep them prized apart
That’l do nicely until its bedtime for a start
I know I will make myself a cup of caffeine coffee with a lovely piece apple tart
There’s plenty of time to catnap through the daytime when I’m a boring old fart!!!
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Comments
too funny!................................................................................................lad
Mmm well I refuse to give in to my weary eyes 🤣🤣💙❤️💕
wonderful poem
love your photo
MY BEAN he so
funny my fav
Teehee mine too he is hilarious🤣😀❤️💙❤️
Any poet brave enough to poetically take the mickey out of themselves and bold enough to a pic of Mr Bean certainly deserves five stars. in fact deserves fifty!😀
Thanks for sharing and writing Jill and for making me laugh!🤣
I wish you well and also full honours bestowed and comic kudos to you.❤️
Teehee 🤣🤣❤️💙❤️
One word...sleeping tablets...two words...forgive me 😊🤗🤗🤗
🤣🤣🤣❤️💕❤️😍